But-- what guy can just give another guy powers? How?! Which guy was this? And telling me not to sneak up on you rules out like... 67% of what I do with my free time!

[Seriously. It's a really fulfilling hobby. His reactions are hilarious.]

I just-- ... Jess, what's the catch? There's always a catch. Trust me. [Excuse her while she subconsciously scratches at her arm.]